元旦中英惡搞短信

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again.

(i want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. you cry i cry. you laugh i laugh. you jump out of the window... I look down & then... i laugh again.)

我想讓你知道我們倆的友誼對我意味著許多，你哭我就哭，你笑我也笑，當你從窗戶跳下去的時候……我向下看著你……接著……我又笑了。

Last night, I needed u so badly, I wanted 2 taste you, I wanted you in me so you could work

your powers on me but i couldnt find you...Mr. PARACETAMOL!!!

昨天夜里我是那樣急切地需要你，我想嘗嘗你的味道，我想你進入我的體內發揮你的能量，可是我怎么也找不到你……啊，我的感冒靈!!!

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day，It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable，I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION.

今天我在商店的櫥窗里看見一樣“東西”，她有著令人眩暈的可愛和超乎想象的迷人魅力，于是我準備把“她”買來送給你……直到我意識到那居然是我在櫥窗中的另一個自己。